Musings of a Museum Fanatic: 50 thoughts people have had about David Bowie while Watching Labyrinth

1.15.2016

50 thoughts people have had about David Bowie while Watching Labyrinth

- What is with this music? When do I get to see David Bowie?
- That’s David Bowie singing! Yeesssss!
- Man this chick is really whiny. Shouldn’t David Bowie be here by now?
- Seriously where is David?


- OMG it’s him! In all his glorious 80s teased hair goodness.
- Aw he brought her a present how sweet.
- AH wtf?! Why would he throw a snake her?! Not cool!
- Is that his eyebrows or his eye makeup I can’t tell?
- Whoa. I would like to just walk away and disappear that would be sweet.
- Darn kid is crying all the time what a crap baby sitter
- This place is a mess. How can someone so fabulous live in that mess.

- A David Bowie song!!! Dance Magic!
- Pretty sure I need a walking stick with a glass ball like he has.
- This song is so glorious.
- Ummm I don’t think those pants are appropriate for a kid’s movie …
- I feel like I expected more of his dance moves in this song.
- Why are you throwing that kid so high? Clearly that’s not safe.


- You underestimate her!! She will totally kick your butt.
- That’s kinda jerky. Why can’t you just let her try instead of being deceitful!
- David your pants!
- Sara gave it to Hoggle as a gift don’t be mean now. The bracelet is very nice.
- Is it just me or is there a little bit of sexual tension between David and Sara?
- Wait his name is Jareth? We’re almost halfway through the movie and we’re just now finding this out?


- So what if he is running to help her. Maybe Hoggle is a nice guy.
- Seriously he’s told you his name 6 times now. How are you still having issues?
- Jareth really is in to this bog of stench. It must be pretty bad.
- I’m digging this song but am a bit disappointed there is no David.
- Now he remembers Hoggle’s name. I’m beginning to think he’s being a jerk on purpose.
- Wait he gave her a roofied peach?
- That’s pretty sweet I wish I could do cool hand tricks with pretty glass orbs like that.


- Ooo that mask reveal. Liked that a little too much.
- Ok so seriously the look between Sara and Jareth there is totally something going on.
- Why is he so into her?
- I mean come on he’s pretty much stalking her around the room.
- Oh my. If David Bowie came up to me and started dancing with me like that I’m pretty sure I’d faint.
- When did he get blue highlights?
- Is it bad that I’m somewhat disappointed all the shots were above the waist in this scene?
- Oh look she’s not so dumb is she? Got to the castle didn’t she? Little afraid now eh?
- This is ridiculous now you really need to change your pants.
- Whoa. I feel really trippy yet haven’t done any drugs …
- What the heck? Now Jareth can just walk through people and shit?


- I guess it’s good since now he’s at least changed his pants.
- He still really seems way to in to her. Isn’t she supposed to be like 14?
- DUDE your pants AGAIN. Now they’re white. This is way worse. What is with your weird cape thing too?
- Rule her? What kind of 1950s mumbo jumbo is that
- Darn skippy you have no power over her. Feminism boom.
- So he’s a bird now??
- David and a gospel choir? I dig it.

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